"This is Who We Are Now"

We’re now on Plan F for keeping the kids engaged in anything educational this year—we are bribing them with fries. If we have “good days” every weekday, we get Wendy’s drive-through for dinner on Friday. Fry-days. I’ve never been big on bribing, or on puns, but I do have a thing for fries. So. This is who we are now.